I think at this point, you should all start a national twitter campaign to commit to voting for the most outrageous possible candidates. Just go out and grab random cosplayers, Lord Buckethead, the wizards, druids, and random british Jedi to stand for seats and barrage your MPs with “Myself and X other constituents think this one can do your job better.”
I mean, think about it.
Get past the laugh factor here.
Would having Lord Buckethead as your PM really, really be any less respectable or tragically comical than what you have going on right now? Would the European Union, the Americans, the Scots, or Ireland, look at Britain and say “Wow, now they’ve really jumped the shark!”
No. Because we all said that about 2 years ago.
Wouldn’t finally submitting the to the ennui of history and humiliating your entire professional political class in a way that doesn’t fuck over the entire country, finally accomplish something in this mixed up “Sky is falling” world of British politics?
Besides. Just imagine how much more fun and exciting prime ministers questions will be. Now imagine the Queen having regularly scheduled Tea with what is effectively Knock-off Darth Vader.
Go on. Just take a bogie on this one. Rather than get stuck in on all these nail biters, as they force a new election, just come on out and say “We’ve had it, get your kids, get your shit, move back to your second houses, and let actual clowns do the job properly!”